Look, I'm sorry about the thing I said about your Lickitung, Jess, that was totally in poor taste! But you can't avoid me forever! Can you?
FINE! I never liked you guys anyway! From now on, I'm going solo! I won't even let you guys participate in my perfect plan I plotted to pilfer that pesky Pikachu! It's a really ingenious plan, too! Even my horrible, sadistic, closed-minded, emotionally abusive parents would be impressed!
- Dig a hole! Hide with whatever flora seems least likely to bite or turn me into anything!
- Don a
dainty dressdashing disguise!
- Cleverly lure the twerp into my brilliantly fabulous trap!
- Ditch the dress, perform a show-stopping solo motto!
- Attack the twerp with the camp psychic/flying types that I'll surely have stolen by then!
- Steal all of the camp director's disturbing-yet-powerful undead-type Pokemon!
- Graciously accept role as leader of Team Rocket when The Boss retires! World domination ensues!
- Be elected
Miss CFUDMaster of Time and Space!
Find Jessie and Meowth, hug and cry, go back to being best friends 4evar!Gloat!
Yes! There's no way I can screw up a plan like that up!
Though, on second thought, maybe I should just ask the twerp where Jessie and Meowth went.